1. On my way to college, a monkey came, snatched my cell phone and climbed to the top of a tree. I hurled a stone towards monkey. In return, the monkey threw my phone down and it hit me hard on my head. I almost fainted. Never go close to monkeys.
2. Once I was travelling in a bus. I saw someone’s wallet on the floor and picked it up. First, I thought of returning but I put it in my bag. Suddenly, the owner of the purse grabbed my shirt from back. I was so embarrassed.
3. I am a guy who likes pink lips, so I apply a light pink lipstick every day.
5. I sometimes sniff my boyfriend’s jeans at the crotch before washing them. I love his smell
6. When I was fourteen I ran naked in the street, just to know what it felt like to run naked
7. I used to eat the dead skin off my feet when I got nervous
8. I met a girl online and fell in love with her. She was so beautiful. I called her to meet but I was shocked after seeing her. She was an old woman.
9. I work at a call centre. I can mimic different voices. My manager asks me to speak in the voice of a young woman to sell credit cards. I love it!
10. I was babysitting a child once. He was just 6-month old. Suddenly, he got up, came to me and said “you are nice, I like you”. I was so shocked. At that age, no baby can walk and formulate sentences.
11. A fortune teller told me to not eat sugar for 4 days. He said it will bring good luck. I didn’t eat sugar for 3 days and on the 4th day, I fainted. Doctors said my glucose level had gone down. These fortune tellers are full of crap.
12. I found porn in my father’s phone. Since then, I have lost all respect for him. How can a father indulge him in such a disgusting pleasure?
13. I came to know that my boss only hired because I look good. And I thought he hired me because of my hard work and experience. How can one be so disgusting?
14. I had rejected 9 boys and had to say to the 10th one because of the family pressure. After marriage, he told me that he was a gay and married me just to hide his ‘gay identity’. I wish I could kill him for ruining my life.
15. My birth date is a joke. I was born on 1st April and instead of sending me birthday wishes, people send me ‘Happy April Fools Day’. It’s irritating. #Anger